The mess left on the top your hand after grazing the peak of the monster deuce you left in the toilet.
by Jason Forrester May 18, 2021
A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.
Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.
by Jason Forrester January 18, 2017
When wiping your ass after dropping a monster deuce, you graze the top of turd mountain with the back of your hand.
by Jason Forrester May 18, 2021