Definitions by Jason Forrester

Knuckle fudge 

The mess left on the top your hand after grazing the peak of the monster deuce you left in the toilet.

Yep, I got this knuckle fudge from mountain scraping

Knuckle fudge by Jason Forrester May 17, 2021

Mountain scraping 

When wiping your ass after dropping a monster deuce, you graze the top of turd mountain with the back of your hand.

I got this knuckle fudge from an unfortunate mountain scraping incident.

Mountain scraping by Jason Forrester May 17, 2021

flumpety dumpkin 

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

flumpety dumpkin by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017