Jason Forrester's definitions

flumpety dumpkin

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

Knuckle fudge

The mess left on the top your hand after grazing the peak of the monster deuce you left in the toilet.

Yep, I got this knuckle fudge from mountain scraping

by Jason Forrester May 17, 2021

Mountain scraping

When wiping your ass after dropping a monster deuce, you graze the top of turd mountain with the back of your hand.

I got this knuckle fudge from an unfortunate mountain scraping incident.

by Jason Forrester May 17, 2021