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free republic

See Also: Hypocrisy
Free Rebublic is a particularly disgusting web site which is anything but "Free". The excuse made for the rampant censorship which takes place there regularly is most often that it is a privately owned site and thus not obligated to refrain from erasing any trace of thought that goes against it's own grain. OK. Fine. But don't claim that posts aren't erased and ideas aren't censored, because they are. Try a google search for "Free Republic Censorship", or even just "Free Republic". There are plenty of victims of this Orwellian memory hole out there. I know. I'm one of them.
see: www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1330481/posts

I tried to set the record straight for my friend Phil, and I was censored and banned THREE TIMES withing half an hour.
by Jason February 10, 2005
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oxes

1.) plural noun, meaning a collection of large cow-like pack animals.
2.) noun, meaning an awesome indie band. they use very odd beats, and excellent guitar work, and put on a hell of a live show.
1.) we rode our oxes to the show
2.) we saw the oxes at the show


oxes suck coxes
-the oxes.
by jason October 2, 2004
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chattman

hairy assed girl who always has her fucking underwear hanging out and acts like it's an accident.
chattman's a slut.
by jason April 26, 2004
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kfive

The wonderfull letter invented by Meatwad of , Aqua Teen Hunger Force
1....2....3... ummm Kfive?
by Jason September 15, 2003
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prison fart

A fart which resembles the qualities attained in a male prison. Due to the unmeasurable amounts of anal sex, the anus is loosened, and thus, farts exit the anus without making much noise
Dude... That was a prison fart! Cut that sh*t out!
by Jason January 1, 2004
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ice box

I. A girl that doesnt put out.
II. A girl that has a lack of natural secretions to keep your motion lubricated.
Man your girl friend had an ice box.
by Jason February 6, 2003
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stool

shit, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.
two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you"
by jason March 19, 2004
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