Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jarvis Nelson

schlurpy

Inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and removing the vaginal fluids orally. Usually performed prior to intercourse.

Chris gave Sally a wicked schlurpy last night to improve his sexual pleasure.

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This word's definition should be pretty obvious. Seriously, do the math.

Jennifer is going through a horny lesbian phase, which is why she went lickety slit on Sally last night.

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Sucking out a woman's breast milk, orally inserting it into her vagina, and proceeding to have intercourse with her.

Chris shnirpled Sarah yesterday, because he said that he's into the really kinky stuff.

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