3 definitions by Jared of Jaredland
The social splash is as a pattern of drinking alcohol that allows for a drink to be purchased, accepted, or carried in social situations –parties, bars, nightclubs, events– even when there is no intention of consuming the entire beverage. It is the covert trick of celebrities to maintain the heights of sociality while also maintaining their health, appearance, and alertness. It's difficult not to drink when everyone else is drinking alcohol, and the social splash allows that fact to go unnoticed
by Jared of Jaredland March 24, 2017
An ironic expression that combines crying and laughing into a indecipherable mix by making spontaneous sounds and movements of the face and body that are the instinctive expressions of lively amusement, delight, and joy but also of contempt, derision, pain or terror.
by Jared of Jaredland February 25, 2017
The anniversary of the week in which a person was born. The period of seven days generally reckoned from and to midnight on any day of the week, but markedly including one’s birthday, typically treated as an occasion for celebration.
Always celebrate the entire week of your birth, for nothing so splendid has before or, likely, will happen again in your lifetime; a birthweek gives you Saturday, even when your Birthday is on a Monday.
by Jared of Jaredland January 3, 2017