2 definitions by Jared n' Chris

hello kitty tattoo

An Asshole, as inbetween your anus cheeks.

I work in the mall, and one time a girl wanted hello kitty accessories, so I shit in a bag for her.

She also wanted hello kitty fragrance, so I farted on her.

by Jared n' Chris December 12, 2004

homofeelasack

Someone who can't stop bleeding, like a homopheliac, through the anus.

I fell off my bike and scraped my knees and my ass started bleeding. I couldn't get it to stop, even pluging it with a schlong didn't help.

by Jared n' Chris December 12, 2004