Definitions by Jared n' Chris

homofeelasack 

Someone who can't stop bleeding, like a homopheliac, through the anus.

I fell off my bike and scraped my knees and my ass started bleeding. I couldn't get it to stop, even pluging it with a schlong didn't help.

homofeelasack by Jared n' Chris December 12, 2004

hello kitty tattoo 

An Asshole, as inbetween your anus cheeks.

I work in the mall, and one time a girl wanted hello kitty accessories, so I shit in a bag for her.

She also wanted hello kitty fragrance, so I farted on her.

hello kitty tattoo by Jared n' Chris December 11, 2004