I work in the mall, and one time a girl wanted hello kitty accessories, so I shit in a bag for her.
She also wanted hello kitty fragrance, so I farted on her.
She also wanted hello kitty fragrance, so I farted on her.
by Jared n' Chris December 12, 2004
I fell off my bike and scraped my knees and my ass started bleeding. I couldn't get it to stop, even pluging it with a schlong didn't help.
by Jared n' Chris December 12, 2004