Jared Pollock's definitions

Lay an egg

(in business jargon) to produce an output or result

We're waiting for Jim's project to finish and lay an egg before we can start taking on new staff.

by Jared Pollock August 25, 2017

eyes down

Used to describe the time for the commencement of an organised game, typically bingo.

We're all off to the bingo on Friday evening - doors open at 7:30, eyes down at 8:00.

by Jared Pollock April 19, 2018

s2f wank

"Start to finish" wank - when you wank quickly without stopping - from flaccid right up to ejaculation

Just had an s2f wank - didn't even pause for breath

by Jared Pollock November 29, 2011