Crack addict: Where do you reckon i should go out theiving for my daily bread?
Dealer: I find stealing old womens handbags is always a la cushy.
Dealer: I find stealing old womens handbags is always a la cushy.
by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

Rapist: Im gonna break through the hymen and shoot a load right into your ejaculation chamber sweetcheeks.
Victim: Muffled screams.
Rapist: MMMM yeh.
Victim: Muffled screams.
Rapist: MMMM yeh.
by Jared Ellis September 25, 2007
