Jared Ellis's definitions
Hooker: I like to keep myself healthy by enjoying a protein shake right after a heavy workout session.
by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008

Rapist: Im gonna break through the hymen and shoot a load right into your ejaculation chamber sweetcheeks.
Victim: Muffled screams.
Rapist: MMMM yeh.
Victim: Muffled screams.
Rapist: MMMM yeh.
by Jared Ellis September 25, 2007
