Jared Ellis's definitions

thumbing in a softie

The term given to pushing a flaccid penis into the vagina.

Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.

by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

ejaculation chamber

Another term for the cavity of cervix or Internal orifice of the female vagina.

Rapist: Im gonna break through the hymen and shoot a load right into your ejaculation chamber sweetcheeks.

Victim: Muffled screams.

Rapist: MMMM yeh.

by Jared Ellis September 25, 2007