1: Someone who is unable to grow facial hair and reads Harry Potter out loud.
2: A Micheal Douglas replica who dances with old women in swimming pools.
3: Someone who throws incessant hissy fits for no reason and sleeps with Nicarauguan children.
Look at that kid crying in the corner, what a Changitard.
Bob: Is that Michael douglas dancing with my great grandma?
Bill: No, its just a Changitard.
Bob: Watch out for that getto Jeep with a boat attached rolling over my cell phone into the lake.
Bill: Don't worry, its changitards, he's too busy readin Harry Potter with his wife and kids in Nicaragua.