Jaque Dys's definitions

Guard Sneeze

A sneeze, usually fake, that one intentionally does on his/her food so that people around them notice, and therefore will not take their food in fear it is contaminated. Usually used when you have to leave your table, and you are with friends that often take your food.

"Ewwww, did you just take some of Jim's fries"

"Ya. Why?"

"That's sick. He did a nasty guard sneeze as he left the table"

by Jaque Dys December 2, 2009