Definitions by Janky J.

Knit a Brown Scarf 

To make #2. To take a shit. To make doody. To take a dump. Can be used interchangeably with take a Shatner.

"oh girrl! Hold my place in line! I have to go knit a brown scarf right now!"

Knit a Brown Scarf by Janky J. September 12, 2008