foxoon

A wild fox and a wild raccoon mate
It’s a weird animal that will explain the weird noise at night you hear in the woods. Also the animal looks much like a fox on its hind legs running holding something in its paws. Often stealing fruit and sweets.
How to identify is a fox with burglar eyes.

What was that animal “ I think that was a fox.” She said
“No that was a raccoon” he said.
“What” we said….it’s a foxoon!!!
“A foxoon” we both said…