Shiney Object Syndrome: is wide spread in women throughout the world namely America, it is a need for Bling, shiney and sparkley objects to adorn their bodies with, such as clothes, jewelry, purses, cell phones and just about any and all fashion accessories!
I can't walk through the mall without having to stop every five feet because of Michelle's S.O.S. ( Shiney Object Syndrome) , she catches all the sparkle and bling with her peripheral vision and has to stop at every store!
by Jane Nazrat September 18, 2009
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Funky Bent

A little more than just a case of melancholy, also feeling discombobulated and dejected, left in a state of contemplation.

In a state of feeling as if you are in the wrong place at the wrong time, have lost your sense of identity and are seeking answers from God.
I am feeling a Lil' Funky Bent today, so tonight I think that I will take a walk with God and dance with the Angles under the stars.

I am glad Mariah Carey isn't funky bent anymore,her concert was awesome and she sounds better than ever!
by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009
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