Definitions by Jane D.O.A.

Cooter shiner 

A huge bruise on your vagina resulting from a roller derby accident, where as a woman fell onto another woman's skate.

Derby girl #1 Oooooh!!! shit! Anger Affliction fell right onto her skate.

Derby girl #2 Yeah.. Thats going to leave one hell of a 'cooter shiner!'

Cooter shiner by Jane D.O.A. October 21, 2012