Jan the man 04's definitions

Alaskan lightning dragon

When you piss in a girls mouth then zip tie her braces together then you taze the shit out of her then it comes out her nose like a dragon 🐉

I asked my girl if she wanted to do the Alaskan lightning dragon and she said HELL NO

by Jan the man 04 October 3, 2021

smmie

A fat ass bitch that looks like a burnt chicken nugget that suck men off and sell shade in the summer

Dude your such a smmie

by Jan the man 04 April 19, 2018