Snottergram

A written form of communication letting the recipient know of ones distaste. A snotty letter or email of complaint. Taken from the word telegram.
I'm writing a snottergram to the Evil Corp. letting them know that I intend to break their fucking windows tomorrow if they don't meet my demands.
by JamesofBlakely January 10, 2020
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As rough as rats

This phrase is generally only used by Cornish (Cornwall, UK) people- Something or someone is said to be “as rough as rats“. Alluring to having an unkept nature about it or them.
Person 1: Alright me fucker, hows you? ("Fucker" used as an affectionate reference to a friend, this is common in Cornwall)
Person 2: As rough as rats. I think I got the dreaded lurgy.
by JamesofBlakely March 17, 2022
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