3 definitions by James Robertson

A combination of one crazy goofy looking person, with a retarded sloth thrown into their DNA somewhere.
My gym teacher is a huge gooftard...
by James Robertson April 1, 2003
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A word that orginates from Birmingham, England. It is an affectionate term for someone who is dishevelled or scruffy, and seems to most often be used for younger boys.
"Oi! Ofscroft! Get your scruffy arse over here!"
by James Robertson October 13, 2004
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The hardened grease that somewhat drips from your grundle hair, but just sticks on the tip and hangs.
Damn this wnag is really chaffing my balls...
by James Robertson April 1, 2003
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