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A male first shaves all the pubes off of his balls and collects the pubes in a bag. He then plows a chick and blows a load on her face. Right away, he takes the bag of pubes out and sprinkles them on the chick's face so that they stick and look like facial hair.
Laurance gave Miffy a nice, full dirty bryan the other night.
by James Milhowse January 29, 2008
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A male first shaves all the pubes off of his balls and collects the pubes in a bag. He then plows a chick and blows a load on her face. Right away, he takes the bag of pubes out and sprinkles them on the chick's face so that they stick and look like facial hair.
Laurance gave Miffy a nice, full dirty bryan the other night.
by James Milhowse January 29, 2008
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A sexual term. The 42 has been performed when a female gives a male oral pleasure. It ends with the male ejaculating all over the female's clothing, resulting in a large stain. This move was made famous by the 42nd President of the USA.
Kristen had to take her new blouse to the cleaners yesterday. It had a massive cum stain on it after we performed The 42 in her dad's Winnebago. It all started with me giving her the Pirate Eye which resulted in a Clown Tear as it oozed down her face. It all ended with The 42 as it puddled on her blouse.
by James Milhowse November 24, 2010
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Occurs when a male ejaculates in a woman's eye and it runs down the woman's face. When accomplished, it makes the woman look as if she has tears rolling down her face.
I blew one right in Lara's eye the other night! I gave her a Clown Tear so thick, she was able to blow bubbles with it as it oozed over her mouth!
by James Milhowse November 24, 2010
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