James Kenneth's definitions

Brennen

The God/Boss of an asian video game known to have unproportionally large body parts. Leader of his soldiers. Kills people who oppose him by slapping them with his masculine "features."

Additionally, husband of Stephanie. Stephanie has long, towering, powerful legs to destroy foes by kicking them with her unclipped toenails.

Dang, I thought Bowser was hard to kill in those Mario games... but then I faced Brennen and Stephanie at the boss stage. Boy, they're strong together! I can't break them apart!

by James Kenneth June 2, 2008