James Christ's definitions

Cook a cat

A quiet expression of annoyance, particularly when you're clinically fed up.

Talking to yourself:

Oh, cook a cat...

by James Christ August 15, 2004

Ruddy Hell!

An exclamation of surprise, used on occasion by Alan Partridge ("Skirmish").

Ruddy Hell, it's Soft Cell!

by James Christ August 15, 2004

In a chimp's cock

A slang expression, meaning "not likely" or "impossible".

A balanced view from this? In a chimp's cock.

(See "The Day Today" with Chris Morris)

by James Christ August 15, 2004