Definitions by James Christ

Ruddy Hell! 

An exclamation of surprise, used on occasion by Alan Partridge ("Skirmish").

Ruddy Hell, it's Soft Cell!

Ruddy Hell! by James Christ August 15, 2004

In a chimp's cock

A slang expression, meaning "not likely" or "impossible".

A balanced view from this? In a chimp's cock.

(See "The Day Today" with Chris Morris)

In a chimp's cock by James Christ August 15, 2004

Cook a cat 

A quiet expression of annoyance, particularly when you're clinically fed up.

Talking to yourself:

Oh, cook a cat...

Cook a cat by James Christ August 15, 2004