Ruddy Hell!

An exclamation of surprise, used on occasion by Alan Partridge ("Skirmish").
Ruddy Hell, it's Soft Cell!
by James Christ August 15, 2004
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In a chimp's cock

A slang expression, meaning "not likely" or "impossible".
A balanced view from this? In a chimp's cock.

(See "The Day Today" with Chris Morris)
by James Christ August 15, 2004
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Cook a cat

A quiet expression of annoyance, particularly when you're clinically fed up.
Talking to yourself:

Oh, cook a cat...
by James Christ August 15, 2004
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