JambaJews's definitions

FWG

Fucking White Guy. A White guy dating or hitting on an Asian female, which typically angers some Asian males (if the girl is hot enough).

Asian Guy: I went to class, and I saw this hot chick, but I was too shy to talk to her, and then I see some fucking white guy talking to her! FWGs...they're taking our women!

by JambaJews January 18, 2009

Post-TDK Depression

After watching The Dark Knight, you settle into a depression because of the realization that no movie will ever be as good again.

Man, I was watching Tropic Thunder the other day and it was kinda funny, but The Dark Knight was a million times better. I'm just gonna go watch it on IMAX so I can beat this Post-TDK Depression.

by JambaJews December 23, 2008

Office Mattress

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

by JambaJews December 23, 2008

/rant

A nerd way of succinctly ending a rant typically on an internet blog or message board. By invoking a semblance of programming code, the nerd hopes to appease fellow nerds with a chuckle, while also disarming readers with a framing device to lesson the impact of their prior inflammatory words.

..so that's why george lucas having kids ruined the entire star wars franchise for the rest of us. /rant.

by JambaJews January 11, 2009