Definitions by Jaki J

mugmes 

the white headphones (sorry earpods) that come with the Apple iPod, a clear indication to any street thief that you own something worth nicking

"Hey Clare, can i borrow your spare mugmes, i can't find mine"
"Did you hear Steve got his iPod nicked on the way to work? well that's not a suprise, you can see his mugmes a mile off against his black jacket"

mugmes by Jaki J October 8, 2005

buffing me vampire slayer 

the act of male masturbation

now me girlfriend has left me, I find I am spending a lot more time buffing me vampire slayer

buffing me vampire slayer by Jaki J September 28, 2005