Jake and Justin's definitions

splooge tube

The sock sitting in your room for the sole purpose of jerking off in.

It's been 3 weeks since I washed my splooge tube.
My mom found my splooge tube last night next to my porno magazine.

by Jake and Justin December 27, 2007

cement

dried up nut, or semen.

I can't get the center fold to open because its cemented shut.

by Jake and Justin December 27, 2007