splooge tube

The sock sitting in your room for the sole purpose of jerking off in.
It's been 3 weeks since I washed my splooge tube.
My mom found my splooge tube last night next to my porno magazine.
by Jake and Justin December 27, 2007
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cement

I can't get the center fold to open because its cemented shut.
by Jake and Justin December 27, 2007
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