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Normally a girl who will sleep with any army guy or pongo. Often gross and could take a bedpost inside her.
Guy 1: Hey have you been with Kandy?
Guy 2: Ewww! No way she been with every pongo on base, it would be like doing a bucket of water.
Guy 1:Ohh so she's a totally Pongo mattress.
Guy 2: Ewww! No way she been with every pongo on base, it would be like doing a bucket of water.
Guy 1:Ohh so she's a totally Pongo mattress.
by Jake Parkbench March 27, 2011
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Geez, those girls from that small town of Chapeau sure are shack rats. Seen 2 of them leaving the base this morning looking like they were rode hard and put away wet.
by Jake Parkbench March 28, 2011
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