Definitions by Jake Howard

Pwoynus 

Another word for penis, or penis said with an exaggerated Australian accent.

A word I devised after considering how an Aussie would say penis.

Sling some more shrimp on the barby Sheila, oh and while you're down there would ya mind givin' me ol' pwoynus a suck?

Cheers darl' ... oh thats the spot... she don't alf' giv a good pwoynus suck!

Pwoynus by Jake Howard May 28, 2008

Nob Jock 

Shortened version of 'nob jockey'. Meaning gay man (someone who rides the cock).

General abusive term.

God, you're such a nob jock!

Mert's such a nob jock!

Nob Jock by Jake Howard May 11, 2008