Jake Howard's definitions

Pwoynus

Another word for penis, or penis said with an exaggerated Australian accent.

A word I devised after considering how an Aussie would say penis.

Sling some more shrimp on the barby Sheila, oh and while you're down there would ya mind givin' me ol' pwoynus a suck?

Cheers darl' ... oh thats the spot... she don't alf' giv a good pwoynus suck!

by Jake Howard May 28, 2008

Nob Jock

Shortened version of 'nob jockey'. Meaning gay man (someone who rides the cock).

General abusive term.

God, you're such a nob jock!

Mert's such a nob jock!

by Jake Howard May 11, 2008