The Poket

Not to be confused with any old pocket, the Poket is an inter-dimentional portal stored in the pants of the one and only god of pockets. The god of pockets owns the poket, which is a never ending assortment of unforseen horrors and annoyances.
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Mayer of Water

The alter ego of the god of pockets, controls all water in his house.
You are not the Mayer of Water, Joeseph D'Alessio is.
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