Definitions by Jak, The Adviser and Detective of the God Of Pockets

The Poket  

Not to be confused with any old pocket, the Poket is an inter-dimentional portal stored in the pants of the one and only god of pockets. The god of pockets owns the poket, which is a never ending assortment of unforseen horrors and annoyances.
- see also- Mayer of Water

The Poket is never filled.

The Poket by Jak, The Adviser and Detective of the God Of Pockets February 1, 2008

Mayer of Water 

The alter ego of the god of pockets, controls all water in his house.

You are not the Mayer of Water, Joeseph D'Alessio is.

Mayer of Water by Jak, The Adviser and Detective of the God Of Pockets February 1, 2008