1 definition by JaeAren't

To punch or strike a person in the throat in reaction to the recipient's laziness, dishonesty, or unfair gaming of the system. This can be as a disciplinary measure or personal catharsis.
"I'm tired of getting the shaft because of Rory's bullshit sales pitches to our customers. That alwrant got me a civil lawsuit, but it was worth every penny. Totes."
by JaeAren't November 21, 2014
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