Jade Hall's definitions

Kainoah

Probably the most hardworking person you could ever meet. Very smart but doomed to live a life of setbacks that shape them into the wise souls they are. Kainoahs are usually the first born or the last and they carry the weight of the world and their family without anyone realizing. They're random and social but very layered and deeply reflective people with a liking for psychology and cats. People tend to walk all over them because of how understanding they can be, but they can secretly kill you if you go too far. Girls and guys mistaken them for being gay because of how warm and accommodating they can be, and they are. Sometimes.. if you know a kainoah, you probably don't. They can be very mysterious and out of reach. Sometimes it can be so rude and bitchy but you will have to accept it if you want to be friends with a kainoah, he hasn't ever been more than friends with anyone..

Where is he? He should have came to the party tonight.

Oh no, he's probably somewhere working on something.

Ugh! That's so Kainoah

What a virgin! That's Kainoah

by Jade Hall October 26, 2025