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stratejizz

(V) The act of preemptively masturbating in pursuit of post-nut clarity.

To purposefully find the answer to a complex question or scenario through post-nut clarity.
Glad I decided to stratejizz instead of strategize... as soon as I achieved post-nut nirvana, the answer was clear!
by Jacques De Gatineau May 10, 2021
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