1 definition by Jacob the Traveling Salesman
1) A book used to look up the definitions of words.
2) A gay version of Pictionary where you guess who's genitalia a player is drawing.
2) A gay version of Pictionary where you guess who's genitalia a player is drawing.
1) DOUCHE #1: Hey bro, look up swagger in the dictionary.
DOUCHE #2: I can't dude 'cause my four popped collars become so tight around my neck that they have damaged my spinal chord and rendered the lower half of my body useless thus I am unable to open a book.
DOUCHE#1: That sucks man. I'm gonna go dip my balls in kerosene and light them on fire 'cause that would make a sweet Youtube video.
DOUCHE#2: Rock on bro!
2) STRAIGHT GUY: Okay your turn.
GAY GUY: *Draws penis*
STRAIGHT GUY: Gahh! WTF is that?! Aren't we playing Pictionary?
GAY GUY: Pictionary? Oh... I thought you said Dictionary.
DOUCHE #2: I can't dude 'cause my four popped collars become so tight around my neck that they have damaged my spinal chord and rendered the lower half of my body useless thus I am unable to open a book.
DOUCHE#1: That sucks man. I'm gonna go dip my balls in kerosene and light them on fire 'cause that would make a sweet Youtube video.
DOUCHE#2: Rock on bro!
2) STRAIGHT GUY: Okay your turn.
GAY GUY: *Draws penis*
STRAIGHT GUY: Gahh! WTF is that?! Aren't we playing Pictionary?
GAY GUY: Pictionary? Oh... I thought you said Dictionary.
by Jacob the Traveling Salesman January 30, 2009