Jacob Mir's definitions

declan o'shea

Small woodland mammal often chosing to alternate between social groups usually in an unsuccessful manner. Often picked on by the rest of the group he is generally a social outcast among people of his own age and will often prey on younger individuals. There is a general stereotype that these creatures will interbreed with larger animals sometimes victimising farm animals.
Refers to a type of person in a hypothetical situation (not actually a small woodland creature - batteries not included)

"Look at him roming, awaiting acceptance hes such a declan o'shea"
"Look Dear in the paper Farmer Boothe has reported a declan o'shea in the area"

by Jacob Mir December 12, 2006

opportunity crime

Crime comitted on impulse during brief period of opportuntiy

A car boot is left open and some one steals an item from the inside of it. For example this could be a box of chocolates or your grandma. This would be classed as an opportunity crime.

by Jacob Mir July 7, 2006