Shrinkitsity

Shrinkitsity (n)
1. The condition that befalls certain fabrics when put through the wash, or after rainfall, or simply over a long period of use.
Please note:
This word is not to be confused with shrinkage, which is when your balls freeze up.
1. "Mom, I told you not to use Cascade on my sweater; Now I've got some shrinkitsity."
2. "Hey, what's up with the shrinkitsity? I just bought this t-shirt yesterday."
3. "Aw, I've got some shrinkitsity." "No, man, that's shrinkage if it's in your balls."
by Jackson O'Brasky October 22, 2007
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