Jackson 5's definitions

Sausage King

a.k.a. Shower King. The dude in the gang showers, locker room or on the team with the hugest locker room cock (LRC).

Dude, u think ur the Sausage King but we can all see you got a semi going on there.

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006

shirtcocker

A committed nudie who hangs out at hotsprings, burning man, nude beaches, clothing optional clubs etc. who sometimes wears just a t-shirt while his junk is flopping around for all the world to appreciate.

After getting a sunburn on my back, I just went as a shirtcocker the rest of the day.

by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006