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holiday juke

When you dump your partner right before the holiday so you don't have to buy a present.

I had to holiday juke her again this year.

by Jackie Papers December 17, 2023

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Goofersnoot

Person that acts goofy almost to point of being intolerable.

He was acting like a goofersnoot last night.

by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022

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Cuntpunt

Kick your girl out.

I had to cuntpunt my girlfriend.

by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022

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Finger blasting

The art of making your finger into a toy gubln.

I'll get them next time I go finger blasting.

by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022

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