Definitions by Jackee C.

shop-vac 

A thing, situation, or person that both sucks and blows (i.e., REALLY sucks). Named after the shop-vac vacuum cleaner, which can be set to either draw air in or push it out.

"I hate my job, my boss is a total shop-vac."

"You had to eat tofu hotdogs because she's a vegan? What a shop-vac!"

shop-vac by Jackee C. June 18, 2008