Definitions by Jack Van Amp

douche magnet 

A girl that attracts unwanted men aka (douches) but is unaware of it

whoa that girls a douche magnet look at those guys hittin on her they are loser to the max and beyond

douche magnet by Jack Van Amp June 21, 2006

max'd 

To skeet on someone's face while they are asleep

That turd got max'd, what a loser

max'd by Jack Van Amp June 20, 2006