Jack Van Amp's definitions

max'd

To skeet on someone's face while they are asleep

That turd got max'd, what a loser

by Jack Van Amp June 20, 2006

douche magnet

A girl that attracts unwanted men aka (douches) but is unaware of it

whoa that girls a douche magnet look at those guys hittin on her they are loser to the max and beyond

by Jack Van Amp June 21, 2006