Definitions by Jack Seabass

Prison Crêpe 

A light skinned inmate with a cream filled butthole, who is instructed to let it sit

Prison Guard 1: Hey what was the disturbance on the 2nd floor?

Prison Guard 2: Jamaal was in the process of making Craig a prison crêpe.

Prison Crêpe by Jack Seabass November 15, 2020

Cleat 

Clam meat

There’s a lot more cleat in this spaghetti than I thought there would be!

Cleat by Jack Seabass October 20, 2020