Jack Noherpus's definitions

Hermaphrodon

The ancestor of the hermaphrodite. Fossils show that this dinosaur was 1000 feet tall, walked on two legs, and terrorized smaller creatures with both it's penis and vagina.

The Tyrannosaurus Rex bitched off when he heard the dreaded dick-queefs of the Hermaphrodon.

by Jack Noherpus August 17, 2010