brown-eye peek-a-boo

Whilst someone slumbers, you clevery sneak up on them and lay a deuce(taking a shit) on their face. Then either get the f*ck out of there, or pretend you dont know how it happened when they wake up.

"Hey man, Charlie fell asleep early. Lets go play brown-eye peek-a-boo."

by Jack Me. Hoff. June 26, 2009