Jack Goff's definitions

drilled mud

When you tried to fart but accidentally shit your pants.

Dude, I just tried to fart but drilled mud instead.

by Jack Goff October 8, 2006

Split Pee Soup

The condition of having your pee split into two or three directions as a result of having sperm sticking the end of your penis partially shut. Usually happens when you wake up in the morning after having sex

I woke up after banging that pooh butt last night and when I went to piss I had split pee soup everywhere.

by Jack Goff October 23, 2007