Definitions by Jack Brandon

oxpolot 

Oxpolot is an alien criminal that came from the planet Zolon, on the other side of the galaxy.
He ran from his planet and now hides on earth, because there's millions of alien bounty hunters out there.
He usually hides from humans disguised as Jack Brandon, a totally normal person.

Me: Who's the coolest guy you know?
Friend: I'd say Oxpolot, but i never got to know him :(

oxpolot by Jack Brandon June 28, 2018