68 definitions by Jack Mehoff

citnag

a cigarette you stick in one's butt and then smoke it.(preferably for gay couples and drunk bastards)

Yo my boi just had a citnag and he got poop stuck in his teef

by Jack Mehoff April 17, 2005

jack bag

1. n
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.

2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation

1. I'm using this plastic bag as a jack bag

2. "Alright, jack bag, you don't have to yell"

by Jack Mehoff January 14, 2004

fug

just like fuck but with a "G"

who the fug are you?
what the fug you want?
you better fug dat hoe before i fug you!

by Jack Mehoff November 4, 2004

Fug

just like the "F" word (if you dont know what the "F" word is your a fuggin fugger)

1 man your fug(ged) up homes.
2 you fug(ing) fug(er).
3 HEY!, ill fug you unless you fuggin fug that fuggin fug hoe.
4 ya damn fughole

by Jack Mehoff November 4, 2004

alley cat

When a white chick or a girl with light skin has a dark poon.

AWW thats gross Stacey has an alley cat

by Jack Mehoff February 22, 2005

alleycat

a dark pussy on a white girl or just a girl with light skin.

Eww dont band stacey she has an alleycat

by Jack Mehoff February 22, 2005

breakfast

a person, place, or thing who is able to, with minimal effort, impress suburban kids.

"this new roller rink is going to be such a breakfast!"

by Jack Mehoff October 25, 2003