When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.
Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024
When you get beat up by younger crazy fat chick that you're dating. Specifically involves getting punched in the face, and possibly getting your vehicle damaged.
Bro, I hooked up with this broad from the bar. Took her home then she wen through my phone and found some texts from my ex. I got fuckin Marco'd bro. Had a shiner the next day and my side mirror was fucked up.
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 May 24, 2025
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 February 27, 2011