Definitions by JR54273
Teegan
The male version of Teegan is an awesome spectacle, he is the only man that could survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris and live to laugh about it. Women all want him. A simple glance is enough to make panties wet. He know Victoria's Secret. The only words to ever slow him during sex is "honey I'm home". The man can piss his own name into concrete. When learning CPR he resuscitated the dummy. He is the man.