Definitions by JOSHMALK

veld's nest

if someone's specifically curly hair gets so long it starts looking like a bird's nest, pairs well with Theo's bird

wow that guy has the longest curly hair, that has to be a veld's nest

veld's nest by JOSHMALK October 18, 2026

bradley's smeg

if someone's penis has so much smegma build up, it starts peaking out even while the foreskin is over, it looks worse than it smells, and makes people gag upon smelling it

ew whats that smell?, it must be bradley's smeg

bradley's smeg by JOSHMALK October 18, 2026

theo's bird

When someones hair is so long it starts looking like a bird tail, it also pairs well with veld nest

look at that guys hair, he has theo's bird

theo's bird by JOSHMALK October 16, 2026

Veld's corners

When someone doesn't know that their atrocious hairline is exposed and is able to be seen through their hair.

Fard: "Look at that guys forehead"
Josh: "Hah, he has Veld's corners"

Veld's corners by JOSHMALK October 15, 2026

lay up kirk

when someone attempts a lay up and makes an extremely angry face

look at him, he's lay up kirking

lay up kirk by JOSHMALK October 15, 2026