Definitions by JOE BLOW

stumpy 

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

stumpy by joe blow November 12, 2002

fucktart 

Synonymous with asspirate

This guy Bobbie Stan, he is a real fucktart.

fucktart by Joe Blow October 31, 2002