Definitions by JOE 13

french drain

It is when you pee into your partners mouth,and the remaining pee that flows out runs down their chest.

I totally gave that girl a french drain.

french drain by joe 13 April 27, 2010

russian dog 

When a person farts into another persons mouth when they are sleeping,and the opposing person wakes up and licks their lips.

"Ha ha man that guy just accepted a Russian dog"

russian dog by JOE 13 April 26, 2010