JOE's definitions

FCC

a bunch of mommas boy fags who think that there are more people offended by sex, drugs, and things of that sort, than there are not. if only more people like eminem and peter griffin spoke out publicly against the FagCC

peter, brian, stewie: they will clean up all your talking
in a manner such as this
they will make you take a tinkle
when you wanna take a piss
and they'll make you call fellatio
a trouser friendly kiss!
here's the plain situation
there's no negotiation
with the fellas at the freakin FCC!!

by joe November 12, 2006

young

The name Young in Ireland was brought to the country by Scottish and English settlers in the seventeenth century. The main setlement point was in the Province of Ulster where the majority of descendants can still be found.

her last name is young.

by joe May 22, 2005

thunderhead

thun·der·head, n. The swollen upper portion of a thundercloud, usually only recognized by people who enjoy having great breadth, but little depth of knowledge.

"Hey everybody! Look over there at that thunderhead!"

"Shut up Steve, no one cares."

by Joe October 22, 2004

monkey

1. furry animals with loveable characters.

2. cockney term for £500

1. i was walking with my missus past the monkeys at London zoo, one of the bastards threw its own shite at us!!

2. "Fuckin' ell, just bought a Danny Marr for a monkey! Jubbly

by Joe April 14, 2004

thwock

A slang term for the penis. As with most slang terms, can also be used in derrogatory form to refer to another individual.

"Jen was shocked when I slapped my thwock down on the table, in front of her face."

"That kid is such a thwock"

by Joe November 4, 2003

grunge

stupid label put by the media to describe an indescribable movement of music in the late '80s and early '90s. usually great sounding music that is messed up by idiots who try to make sense of it. NIRVANA is the greatest band ever.

1. Grunge is dead.
2. he's such a cob nobbler, he doesn't listen to grunge.

by Joe March 28, 2005

Throwed

Drunk, and high at the same time.

I was so throwed after 7 shots, and 4 bowls of dro.

by Joe July 16, 2004