Definitions by JMITCH MD

Cumoffee 

Cumoffee is when you add that extra special ingredient into a hot cup of java, mocha, or cappuccino...

This act is typically preformed without the drinker's permission or knowledge of the act...

"Hey Dan I made you some coffee"
"Oh Thanks" - takes a sip
"MMMmhhh thats good cumoffee"
Dan spits the coffee all over...

Cumoffee by JMITCH MD March 19, 2009

Mog 

A lame person who refuses to participate in typical activities.

Mike didn't want to come party with us because he's a mog.

Mog by JMITCH MD December 15, 2008