Urban Dictionary: Definitions by JJ Java

Mortisultarian

Last place in graduating class who gives a commencement speech on resolve, stubbornness, and idiocy of avoiding getting kicked out of school

Dude I’m the mortisultarian in my class this year because I set my grade file on fire so they couldn’t make me leave

by JJ Java May 19, 2024

A person searching local coffee shops for the best one.

My barista left for a new job and now I’m a coffee refugee to find my next cup of joe.

by JJ Java October 6, 2021

Last place graduate who often gives a commencement speech on resolve, determination, and idiocy of avoiding getting kicked out of school.

Dude, I’m the mortisultarian in my graduating class because I set my grade file on fire so they had no proof to kick me out of school

by JJ Java May 19, 2024