Coffee refugee

A person searching local coffee shops for the best one.
My barista left for a new job and now I’m a coffee refugee to find my next cup of joe.
by JJ Java October 06, 2021
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Mortisultarian

Last place in graduating class who gives a commencement speech on resolve, stubbornness, and idiocy of avoiding getting kicked out of school
Dude I’m the mortisultarian in my class this year because I set my grade file on fire so they couldn’t make me leave
by JJ Java May 19, 2024
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Mortisultarian

Last place graduate who often gives a commencement speech on resolve, determination, and idiocy of avoiding getting kicked out of school.
Dude, I’m the mortisultarian in my graduating class because I set my grade file on fire so they had no proof to kick me out of school
by JJ Java May 19, 2024
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